Stare at gals

Men are born with the incurable habit of staring at gals, it is the inborn talent and often men get into trouble with this gift of his. I’m somewhat free in the office today and I’ve thought of ideas on how to prevent the attack from your girl friend when caught in the act (staring at gals). The magic solution is to stare at your subject and at the same time involve your gf. It is universally known that woman love to be complimented, wow!! your hair looks nice today, nice dress you’re wearing, you smell wonderful today, but of course you’ve got to have the sincere look when saying all this, if for any reason your gf thinks that you’re not being sincere when you’re complementing then you’re in for a big trouble. Anyways, what’s not universally known is those women equally love to hear bad things about other gals. This is their weakness and we much use it to our advantage.

What you can do is, when you spotted a pretty gal and you have your gf tagging along, you could say “hey look at that gal, she’s got a bad taste for hair style” and your gf might say “it’s not so bad wat” then you could go for the killer blow by saying “unlike her, your hair style is just superb” and your gf would be happily smiling not knowing you’ve just hit 2 birds with 1 stone, manage to get a good few minutes look at a pretty gal and get on the good side of your gf. But always remember this, this tactic only applies when you are the 1 who spotted the gal 1^st, by all means if its your gf who 1^st spotted the gal then automatically she will turn towards you to check if your looking, diminishing any chance of using that strategy. so it’s better not to react if she’s the one who 1^st spotted the gal. a thing to take note is that never go overboard with the criticism, for eg, “she looks ugly”, “she looks fat” your gf not blind wan ok…if you think the gal is pretty(which is why you look) your gf most likely feel the same too.

Isn’t this the smartest idea? Or is this why I don’t have a gf and gals stay away from me, my intelligence has bring me down once again, it is my curse. Gals who read this will probably hate me for figuring out ways to help their bf stare at other gals under their nose. I’ve just revealed one of my greatest tactics, hope my gf to be does not read this, if she did, I hope she’s got a good sense of humor.