Wednesday, November 30, 2005

A gay encounter

I heard the funniest thing today, my friend told me he
got molested by a gay. Muahahaha….I shall not tell you
who, this is to protect my friend’s dignity (but I
doubt he still got it after the molestation).

So this friend of mine went to Singapore for training,
and he’s staying in a hotel there. I don’t know which
one so don’t ask me. He said he went to the sauna in
the hotel, and there was this taiwanese guy gay
in the tub already. That damn fella ask him to sit
next to him in the tub and ask him to strip buttnaked
to make it more enjoying, my friend ma strip lo (his
own fault also la, ppl ask u strip then u also strip).
Then the damn fella keep on looking at my friend’s
aahhemm...anaconda, as my friend call it. Aiya lazy to
type la.you guys read the conversation yourself la.


@@@ = my fren who got molested

### = another fren who was at the scene

$$ = another fren whom they are chatting with



@@@ says:

like this

$$ says:

okie HE

$$ says:

hahaha

@@@ says:

he ask me sit with him in the tub

@@@ says:

i tot he just being frenly and wanna talk

@@@ says:

he's a sick ass taiwaness guy

$$ says:

hahahaha

$$ says:

small small tub?

@@@ says:

then he say i would be more enjoying if i go buttnaked

@@@ says:

not too small

@@@ says:

enuff for 2

@@@ says:

then i stripped lor

@@@ says:

then hor

@@@ says:

while toking to me hor

@@@ says:

he keep on looking at my anaconda

$$:

ha?

@@@ says:

then i sensed sth wrong liao

$$ says:

what ana conda?

@@@ says:

anaconda is the big snake under my waist

@@@ says:

then hor

### says:

i am in

@@@ says:

he ask for my weight and all

### says:

interview hi

@@@ says:

and say i fat and ask me excercise

### says:

then ...

@@@ says:

then he touched my stomach

@@@ says:

then hor

### says:

then...

### says:

faster

@@@ says:

he ask me y din go spa treatment

@@@ says:

and ask me ask my gf massage me

@@@ says:

then his hands come and massage my legs

$$ says:

hahahahaha

@@@ says:

then ask

@@@ says:

shiok or not

$$ says:

then?

@@@ says:

lan eh

$$ says:

what you answer?

$$ says:

hahahaha

@@@ says:

then came ### to the rescue

@@@ says:

then i quickly find an excuse to leave

$$ says:

then?

$$ says:

### also kena?

@@@ says:

###

@@@ says:

ur turn to relate our traumatising ordeal

$$ says:

hahahahaah

$$ says:

he pai seh to tell


sorry but......eeewww.....*pic stolen from the internet*

the moral of the story is not to strip buttnaked in
public places, anything could happen. Even guys
nowadays don’t feel safe going out..nabeh

which remind me about the biggest wedding this year,
it was the talk of the town, wedding of the year,
a wedding between 2 man, yes here in kuching.
well at least one of the man is now a woman.
it was all over the news, at least local newspaper la...
i got some pictures and articles, let me know if you want them.
After reading their story really feel that they are courages lo,
and wish them happy and gay always.

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